What I Learned From Obama's Press Conference

What I learned tonight from Obama's primetime press conference...

1. Nothing.
2. Nothing.
3. His teleprompter is now in the back instead of the ones he used to have on each side. (He probably should practice more because it was obvious)
4. He talks wayy too much. Smart tactic...the more you talk, the less time for Reporters.
5. The Press must be on the White House payroll because the questions were pointless.